German beer is the best fucking thing EVER!
German food with have your bowels stankin’ like death
Dropping a deuce (pooping) will have YOU wanting to leave the bathroom
Summer in Germany ain’t nuthin like summer at my house
The food is heavy and comforting
You have to pay to use public restrooms (50 euro cents) and it well worth it…the bathrooms are always clean…SCORE!
German people don’t bathe/wear deodorant like American and SOME of them STAY FUNKTASTIC and not in a good way
I am NEVAH EVAH NEVAH EVAH going on another vacay without my hubby and kids to a place WITH someone else’s hubby and kids. HELL NAW!
If you allow a three year old to show his ass without knocking him the fuck out it makes for a strained vacay
I am capable of not knocking out the three year old mentioned above because I love the hell out of his mama
Banana beer is really great even though it SOUNDS disgusting
I didn’t see not one sexy/hot German guy
Germany is a lush green country
The Autobahn ROCKS!
Ausfahrt is not a city in Germany…it means exit
I don’t like three year olds
My BFF ChiRod is amazing even if she doesn’t know it
I’m fat and I need to get back to the gym