I read in the “news” today that someone has leaked the Rorschach inkblots, you know those inkblots the docs show you to see if you’re crazy. It’s well established that I’m a certified nut so I thought it would be fun to take the test anyway.
I see two small dogs fighting over something ,what it is I don’t know, maybe they will tell me what it is later.
I see two gnomes wearing red hats and red boots playing patty cake, looks like fun.
I see two chicks in red gloves swing dancing, good times.
I see a big dude on a little motorcycle, I think he’s a badass with a small head. He needs a bike upgrade.
I see a moth carrying nun chucks, I know moths don’t have hands so I’m not quite sure how he’s pulling this off.
I see a woman’s labia majora with a small dragonfly on top, that’s a neat trick.
I see two fuzzy bears touching tummies or perhaps they are cojoined bear twins.
I see two beavers folding laundry, which is odd because I didn’t think beavers did laundry.
I see a uterus, pelvic bone and menstral blood. She got her period, I’m happy for her.
I see a hippo wearing a pointy hat with a pink feather boa wearing yellow boots surrounded by two mice (near the bottom) and two crab (near the top). Must be an ad for the newest disney movie.